Fight for Your Life - Alien Arena - Choose your adversary - Fantasy - Funny Dpoll

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In the near future, your team and you are exploring the first Earth-like planet recently discovered by Earthian scientists. You take your first walk on this new world, you enjoy the beauty of the landscape, the forests, the clean and reviving atmosphere... and suddenly, Glup! you are being absorbed (literally) by an engine similar to a gigantic vacuum cleaner. You lose your senses, and when you wake up you see a weird but highly intelligent alien biological entity staring you, and at the same time you receive via telepathy his first "messages".

"Welcome Earthian. We know everything about your planet, we visit your lands at least twice a year (Earthian year). It is all about the two traditional feasts that mark our civilization. For the needs of these feasts, we abduct humans, that's why we are visiting frequently your lovely planet! Hopefully this time we don't need to pay extra taxes for the covering of the travel cost, we don't need to go to Earth for this year (alien year), you just came to our planet!!! Thank you so much, Human! "

As you are a trained explorer cosmonaut, you don't panic, you just mind your question hoping the alien creature will catch it via telepathy... "Glad to meet you, Μiss or Μr Alien, I must inform you that you keep me as a hostage, and this is illegal. Our Earthian civilization is based on the respect to human rights and you are violating..."

You receive an irritated voice (via telepathy) telling you: "Ok Earthian, you talk too much and you say nothing, besides, you are so stupid that you don't even understand we are unisex, we don't have different sexes here, we give birth to ourselves just before we die... we just need to live forming couples for the needs of the newborn ourselves... but we grow fast you know, in less than 2 years (alien years) we are enough mature for the army service and then to follow a career, studying in our universities... But, enough talking, hurry up! The time of the Arena is coming! Prepare yourself for a fight for survival! If you get out of the Arena walking and not in a permanent coma (dead in Earthian language) then you will be rewarded with a million STEEM (yes I know you are a steemian, i read your mind, don't forget that!) and you will be liberated of course, yes human, you will be free to go back home if you are the winner. But, in the unfortunate case you lose the fight, you'll be either dead, either heavily wounded and in this case, we'll manage for you to live and finish your life in some of our forced working camps.
What I should fight? you ask (via telepathy)

"You have a choice dear Earthian! We are not barbarians as you think! Here is the deal: You can choose: A. FIGHT 5 (FIVE) ROOSTER-SIZED CHUCK NORRIS B. FIGHT 1 (ONE) CHUCK NORRIS-SIZED ROOSTER

These are exact clone copies of the originals. We create them just for the Feast! Choose wisely please, we want a good spectacle!!!

Hurry up, choose otherwise we send you and your team directly to the forced working camps!

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Fight 5 (Five) Rooster-sized Chuck Norris (88.89%) 8 / 9
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Fight 1 (One) Chuck Norris-sized Rooster (11.11%) 1 / 9
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